Cia

Cia's are short as hell. They are so fucking short and built like a smurf. Cia's are so small. They are basically a minion.

person 1: Who is that short ass tiny smurf looking girl?
person 2 : Oh Cia? She is literally a smurf.

by bananaguy_123 December 14, 2022

CIA

This term is usually referencing to the group Criminal-Investigation-Agency

We are with the CIA. Criminal-Investigation-Agency

by Jesus H. Chirst March 11, 2023

cia

if you dont Cee an A on ur paper then, just like I do, ur dumb kid

joe: i failed
me: Cee MY a bitch
joe: oh dang man you sheeshers got me there, i dont see an A on mine, guess i cant be in the cia

by frogseaturguts March 27, 2023

CIA

a terrorist organization disguised as a government body, who are funded by American Tax Dollars.

I fucking hate the CIA, they shot John F. Kennedy and they did 9/11 with the help of President bush.

by God's favorite child. September 24, 2023

CIA

The one government body that can get your entire neighborhood addicted to crack.

Oh, just got a call from the CIA. They're going to make me and my family all crackheads if I make another "morbid joke."

by 7568ino November 16, 2023

CIA Special

Two bullets in the back of the head, then they sprinkle cocaine on your corpse, and rule your death a suicide

Tom found out something he shouldn't have and ended up with the CIA Special

by Freakingdoomguy November 2, 2017

CIA coup

An often violent change in the government of a country not allied with the US, brought about or instigated by CIA operatives. Preety abundant during the Cold War.

A CIA coup overthrew Prime Minister Mossadeq when he tried to nationalise Iranian oil in the 1950s.

by ong May 19, 2006