Angry Churro

The act of having sex on a beach with the girl on the bottom, when at random, the male pulls his penis out of the vagina, sticks it in the sand, then thrusts his now sandy penis back into the vagina, resulting in much pain.

I was pissed off at my girl, so when we had our 'romantic' date on the beach, i ended up giving her an angry churro

by DiegoD December 16, 2011

Stick my churro in your soft taco

A very polite and very Mexican way of saying "put my penis in her vagina." Aka the cholo's mating call.

Carlos: "Hola chica, por favor let me stick my churro in your soft taco."

Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"

by SC Locin' August 23, 2014

Cali Churro

When you stick your sand covered penis into a girls vagina.

At Capitola last week I gave Suzey a Cali Churro in the hot sand.

by Joechancey11 March 19, 2015

A Churro

When having anal sex, the person receiving, sharts explosively, spattering the penetrators penis and crotch with liquid feces giving it the appearance of a cinnamon-sugared churro.

"I hooked up with Sandy last night, and well, I was taking her from behind and... she gave me a churro."
"Oh that's nasty, dude!"
"Yeah... She must have been on a juice cleanse or something."

by wellyeah June 30, 2014

mexican churro

Having sex with a girl on the beach and after she gets wet, you take your dick and roll it in the sand and put it in her mouth.

Me and girl were doing it on the beach when I gave her my mexican churro

by timmy gee January 14, 2008

the churro

a sexual act in which a male is engaging in sexual intercourse with a female on a beach, and then takes his dick out and rolls it around on the sand so it can resemble a churro... very useful if the female likes to have sex with sandpaper

Billy: dude i fucked her then busted the churro!
Zak: no way dude no fuckin' way dude... no way!
Billy: haha yeah and now she has a sandbox pussy!

by The Village Bum April 22, 2006

Dirty Churro

To have sex with a girl on the beach, stop mid-stroke, dip your dick in the sand, and put it back in.

"Wildwood was a great time. I even gave my girl the dirty churro! She couldn't walk for two days!"

by Ken Harker November 17, 2006