by Mrmickey January 12, 2019

It's kinda like you got served except its much better. Because no one really likes the church, when you get churched, you got dissed and nobody likes you.
by crash landon October 10, 2004

Doing anything related to church. This includes but is not limited to: going to church, attending church, attending highschool/college group, going to Passion or other christian concerts, and serving the poor with members of the church. Someone who is in the act of churching on most occasions will not leave and is therefore useless to non-churching friends.
Alex: "Hey guys we have an extra ticket to see Iron Maiden, who should we invite?"
Travis: "Lets see if Bryan can go."
Alex: "There's no point he's too busy churching right now."
Travis: "Lets see if Bryan can go."
Alex: "There's no point he's too busy churching right now."
by Henry Litchford December 5, 2011

1st person - I'll meet you fools after the game at the G-man!
2nd person - Aight CHURCH! (making offical by forming a "C" with your right hand.
2nd person - Aight CHURCH! (making offical by forming a "C" with your right hand.
by Brian Cooke October 17, 2006

by the maing December 4, 2003

The reason why I cringe when I wake up on a Sunday morning. And I had no choice but to go back when I was a kid. I really don't see what exactly is so "spiritually enlightening" about going to Church anyway, because it's just the same exact 2-3 hour service every week, even if they sing two different songs about God's love and Jesus Christ. And I always get that nagging feeling that it's just not natural or right to force oneself to endure hours of monotonous singing and the same old tired speech about how we're all sinners and Jesus loves us.
And yeah the Church claims to promote peace and love, even though it killed millions in the past in the name of God. And I don't see what's the whole point of praying to God for help when he hides himself and refuses to answer our prayers.
by why? July 20, 2003

Dude, Darcy was totally churching you up to that little redheaded girl at the bar last night.
Jim won't stop churching up curling. It's like he's on commission.
Jim won't stop churching up curling. It's like he's on commission.
by Mr Fuckers December 16, 2008
