cheque

An extremely douchey way to spell "check."

Can I write you a cheque for that reach-around sir?

by c4c7u5 August 5, 2009

Reality Cheque

A reality cheque can be an imaginary or crudely drawn cheque sized piece of paper you hand someone when it's clear their getting too detatched from reality. Implying that they should cash it and come back down to earth from their emotional or psychological trip in the clouds. Used as a funnier alternative to yelling "Reality Check" and can sometimes be more effective due to subtlety.

"Aww man my girlfriend didn't text back right away, she must hate me. It's all over i may aswell just end it."

"Dude, chill, it's probably fine."

"Aww it hurts bro, she doesn't want me, she's gonna break my heart i know it. Just like every other girl in history! Why do i bother! It's all so stupid!..."

"Well.....i'm just gonna write you a little reality cheque here...............theeere we go. And you get back to me when you've tightened that loose screw mkay?"

by TheWelshman July 22, 2012

Chique

South African definition of a hip, cool girl- friend. A term of endearment to girls found regularly lounging next to the pool, downing tequila shooters, drinking vodka lime on the rocks and generally giving group hugs on a regular basis. Only used within certain groups to link each other together.

"Howzit Chique? Having a fantastic afternoon?"
"Hey Chique, it sounds like you had a cooker last night."
"Chique - what's happening out there in the wilderness?"

by Angie September 20, 2004

cuque

Quque is when you find someone cute, but have a seizure saying it.

Wow that guy is cuque

Ever noticed how cuque that guy is?

by Ben_PGoT November 11, 2018

goof-chique

Colloquial term used to describe one who is geeky but not nerdy or dorky. Typified as one who paints model cars and used to read horrible historys and is, at a young age, a fan of murder mysteries

Only goof-chique kids spend all day reading horrible history books and watching murder mysteries at your age

Look, a goof-chique kid painting model cars for fun

by DeShaun Blud! November 25, 2006

Murphy's Law of Cheques

Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:

Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.

F*** me I have no money! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

by Dr Pinch December 10, 2004

le chique le cool

a term loosely used to define coolness in a canine.

damn pippa sure has that thing!
yeah, she is le chique le cool.

by alan October 19, 2004