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One pump chump

When a man only puts it in before busting.
"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."
by GoldenPimp69 November 26, 2017
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chumpsies

Chumpsies is used to point out when someone is embarrassed, defeated, or tricked.
You just tripped! Chumpsies...haha chumpsies!
by Chieftan August 8, 2006
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5 pump chump

When a guy is having sex with a girl and after 5 "pumps" is done.
Girl: Is that it?

Guy: I haven't had sex in a long time.

Girl: Oh you're a 5 pump chump.
by cc3939 January 18, 2009
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chimps fingers

A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.
Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.
by Dannyboff October 5, 2006
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champs a sleazy

What real Parisian anglophones call what the French consider to be the World's Most Beautiful Avenue, otherwise known as "Les Champs Elysees".

The Champs a Sleazy is a place tourists never want to miss when they visit Paris because it seems to represent everything that's really French. It's crowded and dirty. There are expensive shops everywhere that no one can afford, mysterious offices and apartments that only sex fiends would live in, fast food restaurants of all descriptions and most unknown to Americans, you can't heard yourself speak, it's sometimes fatally dangerous, and it leads from the monument to Napoleon, France's greatest and of course ultimately defeated dictator, to the even more ignominous Place de la Concorde, which of course has seen some of the most repugnant bloodshed in history, notably the regicidal beheadings of Louis the XVI, Marie-Antoinette and countless other victims.
"Thank God for the Champs a Sleazy. If it weren't there, Paris would be even more unlivable!"

"I wanna go to the Champs a Sleazy and jam scam some Russian tourist girls."
by Michael M. Cooper September 28, 2007
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mw2 chump bait

Using your fellow teammates on mw2 as decoys to lure out enemys so you won't die
Wedbetter-dang bedneezy stop using wienerbago as your mw2 chump bait.
Bedneezy-heck no fool I don't wana die.
by wedbetter March 27, 2010
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Chumpagne

Cava or cheap sparkling wine not from the Champagne region of France.

The chump's champagne.
Happy Birthday, here's some chumpagne.... I'm a bit skint at the moment, sorry....
by PdoggUk November 14, 2010
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