chuff

a word that means you love someone more than any word (other than this one) can express. i made this up, so fuck off with your dumbass copyrights you ignorant twats.

girl: oh my god, i chuff sebastian stan so much!

boy: um no, i chuff chris evans so much i think i might go into cardiac arrest. seriously.

by srirachapene June 28, 2018

Chuff

An onomatopoeia for the sound a cat makes as it covers its waste with cat litter. Futile because it still smells like shit.

Used in social situations as trying to cover something up roughly (and usually failing).

Inspired by <a href="http://twitter.com/sockington">Sockington the cat</a>

1. John totally has a boner, but he chuffs it by slouching.
2. Mary just punched James in the cock, but she chuffed it by saying she was just making wild hand gestures.

by Sockington's lackey March 16, 2009

chuff

The pitiful and crumbly remains of a pouch of rolling tobacco used to make a "prison-rollie".

"Have you got a spare roll-up?"
"Nah, only chuff."
"Aww, sick."

by hjc August 20, 2006

Chuff

n. Chub + Muff...nuff said.

"Did you catch the lesbian sumo match last night on ESPN 8 - 'The Ocho'?"

"Yea, there was some serious chuff-diving going on."

by JO$E Ortiz May 22, 2007

chuff

1. noun The deep, growl-like, purring sound a cat makes when it is content

2. The act of purring very slowly and deeply.

Pussums chuffed contentedly while Shante stroked his backside.

Dead cats don' chuff.

by Shante July 19, 2006

chuff

when one has a chode ( penis wider than long)
and has a muff (pubic hair) it is known as a chuff
chode muff

i couldn't get the matts out of my chuff.
I even used my your dads chuff brush!

by piss tit December 29, 2007

chuff

slang for marijuana.

synonyms:
pot bud weed grass dope cannabis

1) You got any chuff?

2) Hit up your boy, I'm low on chuff

3) Smoke this chuff, it's dank

4) Weed is the same thing as chuff.

by The 1% January 26, 2016