Chud

A penis that's wider than it is long.

"my penis is 4'' across, and 3'' in length"

by Chodester July 16, 2003

chud

chewing gum

can i borrow thirty pence for some chuds please?

by ipw June 09, 2004

chud

Another word for chewing gum.
Used in yeovil by yobbos- is a slang word.
I hope it will be in the dictionary one day

sav some o hat chud mate, maybes some rezin

by Pete Brown April 17, 2007

Chud

Abnormal.

Bizarre.

Scary shit.

Jayme loves the chud.

by Team Foxski December 08, 2010

Chud

A complete pathological liar. One who sees things in their own little egotistical world. Is dependent on marijuana use. "Shady" and unreliable. One who thinks he can get every girl, and yet only gets the drunk ones. Also is under constant parental supervision.

Quit Broexaggerating you chud.

by Ryan Nissila October 03, 2006

CHUD

Chud is extremely short and fat penis. Can also be used to describe a person.

Nicole K is a chud

by R@@ach3ll September 21, 2009

Chud

The act or admittance of an act that is unfathomably foul that it can't be described in any language

Chud my butt!!!, Chud my cunt!!!

by chudmaster February 10, 2012