Skip to main content

Chromebook

A little stupid computer that sucks and does not even work, macbooks are way better.
John: Chromebooks suck.
Kiki: Duh! Get a macbook.
by blxk10.08 November 3, 2019
mugGet the Chromebook mug.

Chromeagnon

An evolutionarily challenged individual who can’t get past attraction to ostentatiously ornate vehicles.
Our soon-to-be-ex mayor made an appearance at the Auto ‘n’ Cycle Show – courting the Chromeagnon vote.
mugGet the Chromeagnon mug.
Related Words

Chrollo

One of the main antagonists in Hunter x Hunter who likes to steal things but for some reason never gets a T-shirt. His name literally means black Lolita, and he apparently loves to use chicken grease to brush his hair back, probably trying to look cool but we all know he has failed.
He likes a blonde bitch called Kurapika but the feeling is definitely not mutual.
I ran out of hair gel so I decided I would be Chrollo today.

Chrollo: Hair gel and mutual love are overestimated.
by Minlemxxn August 9, 2018
mugGet the Chrollo mug.

Chromebook

A Google-made laptop that runs a Linux-based software. Go to any school, and you'll find students using them. Cannot run .exe files, can't run any game without exploding, and is useless without a fast internet connection. They are generally very quick machines that cost only up to $350.

School Chromebooks tend to lag and crash due to the sheer amount of Google accounts that lazy students don't bother to remove. Open one up at school and you're bound to find a missing key or two, and maybe a wrecked touchpad.
Introducing the new Acer Chromebook C11, now with 1 MB of RAM!
by cap'nobvious December 19, 2018
mugGet the Chromebook mug.

Chromebook

A crappy laptop that costs from $200 to $1649, has stupid commercials that claim that it has “fast bootup times” because it’s operating system is so light that a Pentium 4 can run it efficiently, says that it has “built in virus-protection” which is basically locking it down so it can’t run Windows or Linux programs, and schools basically taking advantage of its chrome extension and policy editor to lock these devices down even more and take away ALL of your privacy, and finally says that it has “long 12 hour battery life” while you could get a LG Gram, set your windows battery setting to power savings, and then have the same battery life, the same bootup time, and better virus protection than google chrome.
School Adminstrators: It’s time to buy our cheap laptops we get every 5 years. Students, what should we get?
Students: iPads please!
School Administrators: Did we hear $200 Chromebooks? Alright!
Students: Well, that was unexpected
by Grayinator August 28, 2019
mugGet the Chromebook mug.

Chromatica

A fictional land where kindness rules all, and everyone is equal to one another, where love is the law, and where people of all races, and colors are accepted. It's also the name of Lady Gaga's upcoming sixth album.
Guy 1: What did Lady Gaga just say on Twitter the other day?

Guy 2: She said that Earth is cancelled, and that she lives on Chromatica.
by ChromaticaLand April 1, 2020
mugGet the Chromatica mug.

saskatchewan chrome

another name for the wonder product, duct tape
Joe's boots had a hole in them so he patched them up with some saskatchewan chrome
by wetcoaster July 8, 2007
mugGet the saskatchewan chrome mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email