Christianese

A manner of speaking within the American Christian subculture in which the speaker cloaks the words being said under the feign visage of 'love', but in reality, is saying it for the sole purpose of hurting you.

Christianese: "I really feel that God is telling me to say this to you..."

Translation: "I am going to hurt you now... in Jesus's name, Amen."

by golgotha August 15, 2012

Christianese

Words used by Christians that the unsaved masses are unlikely to understand. Christian buzzwords.

"Father God, you are omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient. Thank you for saving me by grace through faith in Jesus Christ, the Savior of mankind" would be a prayer, dreadfully overdosing on Christianese

by M.C. Chicken December 1, 2009

Chesticles

Man boobs.

"Testicles are on a man, not a woman you dumbass, so chesticles are man boobs."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

christies beach

Cool place, but druggies will chase you and try to steal your shoes if they don't make their bus. Watch out cause those cunts are pissed. Had to hide in the school there once at like 1:00am cause some bitch wanted my thongs and got here 500 children to go looking for me. Also where everyone gets spray paint and crap.

Hey dad some chick just tried to steal my shoes and I had to hide in the school until she and her offspring left "well thats christies beach for ya"

by monmon555 December 12, 2013

Chesticles

A word for the male pectoral muscles

"He punched me right in the chesticles"

by Leion Sandcastle October 4, 2016

Chesticles

Chesticles.

1. Chesticles
2. Plural form: Chesticle
3. Singular form: Cheets

by Chestme February 13, 2017

Chesticles

Another word for breasts/milk factories/my eyes are up here

Hey that dude just touched my chesticles! I call sexual harassment!

by Lemonsarentreal February 10, 2018