A child who has uncontrollable bowels. He poops everywhere which causes him to go batshit crazy. He’s the kind of guy your mom tells you to be nice too.
by PoopieHead420 July 30, 2019
Often used to describe a hot guy with cool hair. He can often be shy and easily embarrassed. Christian's have an underlying sacastic streak and are usually wicked funny. If you meet a Christian hold on to him he is good find.
by Ann Nixon April 13, 2011
Christian is the hottest most intense guy you will ever meet. Just one look from his piercing eyes, and you are his. He is the sweetest guy ever but won't let anyone fuck with you. If he decides you are his, he will never let you go.
by Lovergirlxx June 07, 2016
A religion that would have made sense had it not been for the nature and character of its followers.
Some of the most violent wars and genocides during the last 2000+ years can be blamed on the spread of Christianity.
by AYB June 10, 2003
She is someone who is tired of always looking up her name only to find religious things or guys. She is smart, strong, and fearless. She is an amazing friend and a great all around person who you can’t help but love. Her laughter lights up a room and her smile shines brighter than anyone else. She is weird and quirky. She loves to make references and make you laugh. If you don’t know a woman named Christian you are severely missing out on true gem
by Lady Deadpool September 27, 2018
People who follow Christ as the centre of their beliefs. They should accept that they are not perfect and that they need the love and forgiveness of Jesus to become whole again. They believe that they can have a personal relationship with Jesus.
Christians are not to be mistaken for hypocrites who follow a holier-than-thou attitude to life. Real Christians are humble and give all the praise back to Jesus.
Christians are not to be mistaken for hypocrites who follow a holier-than-thou attitude to life. Real Christians are humble and give all the praise back to Jesus.
by David Bunce July 27, 2005
The guy I fell in love with. I'm too young to say this, but I know when I'm old and prune-like, I'll never regret loving him. It may be my hormones talking; but I love my hormones, and I always will :
Christian is a perfectionist, a "pedophile," or so he claims (because he has many self-given names); okay, he's not a pedophile, he just says he is. He's actually only 17, but anyways ... He can be insightful, but then again, he can be negative, or what he says, "I'm not negative. I'm positive .. in a dark way."
He's insanely adorable with his phrases, and when you're near him, you will start to shake and incessantly babble on about the Odyssey. That's how great he is.
Many people will look at you funny when you point out who he is, but you won't care.
And whenever you pass by him (and this is probably only if he's secretly in love with you too), he can't help but look. This also goes for when you're in the same room, but you're not sitting at the same table.
He's insanely funny and has many comebacks. He's been through many things, which you can't help but feel sorry for him.
When you're talking to him online, he'll occasionally have one-worded answers, because, after all, he's a guy, but most of the time, he's truthful as to what he's feeling.
Christian is also intelligent.
Ultimately, he's what every girl (or so I think) wants.
Christian is a perfectionist, a "pedophile," or so he claims (because he has many self-given names); okay, he's not a pedophile, he just says he is. He's actually only 17, but anyways ... He can be insightful, but then again, he can be negative, or what he says, "I'm not negative. I'm positive .. in a dark way."
He's insanely adorable with his phrases, and when you're near him, you will start to shake and incessantly babble on about the Odyssey. That's how great he is.
Many people will look at you funny when you point out who he is, but you won't care.
And whenever you pass by him (and this is probably only if he's secretly in love with you too), he can't help but look. This also goes for when you're in the same room, but you're not sitting at the same table.
He's insanely funny and has many comebacks. He's been through many things, which you can't help but feel sorry for him.
When you're talking to him online, he'll occasionally have one-worded answers, because, after all, he's a guy, but most of the time, he's truthful as to what he's feeling.
Christian is also intelligent.
Ultimately, he's what every girl (or so I think) wants.
by perfectionismsucks June 29, 2011