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Christovery

This occurs when you're listening to a band you think is awesome, look them up, than get dissapointed by discovering they are a full out Christian band.
Joey: yo i was listening to this amazing band, but their die hard Christians so i don't really like them anymore.

Greg: Ha, looks like someone made a Christovery.
by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010
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Christoffer

Probably the sweetest friend you could ever have, he’s supportive and kinda hot ngl (no homo) he’s super understanding and loves you no matter how ugly you look.
Friend: I just got a bad score on the math test...
Christoffer: don’t worry I’ll help you study
by burritofenito October 15, 2018
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Christeena

Christeena is the coolest, nicest and prettiest person ever. She is very cute in both personalities and appearance. Christeena is very kind, generous and loyal- she'll never stab you in the back. Christeena is smart and she gives very good advice. She has the best smile and can make anyone smile. She has a great sense of humor and tries her best to make you comfortable. Christeena is the best girlfriend, everybody will fall for her. She is a great kisser and has the perfect body: sexy legs, gorgeous hair, skinny and elegant in every way. Christeena try's her hardest in everything, she never wants a person to be or feel left out. She always tries her best to make everyone happy. She's hard to get- but once she falls for him, she'll do everything in her power to keep him. Everybody loves her!
1. Person: Who is Christeena?
Boy: The most sexiest woman alive!

2. Person: I wish I was her boyfriend...
Person: Honestly, who doesn't ?
3. OMG, Christeena is super hot!
by Mygorgeousface November 23, 2021
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Christalerie

Christalerie is a word used to ship Chris and Valerie.
Christalerie
by peeepeepooopoo April 28, 2022
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@CristoferAmaruri

@CristoferAmaruri:
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by jaenrgkjbearnkjerahjkber August 16, 2022
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chrystofer

although not the traditional christopher, a bit more unique, however don’t get it twisted, this man is hot as hell and will make you fall in love at first sight with his heart melting smile and lightskin rizz. he may or may not be vertically challenged, but if he is then use that to your advantage!! good things come in small packages and this is extremely true with this guy. not only is he extremely attractive but his personality will truly lure you in. he’s shy, sweet, but can also be quite playful and daring if tempted. from hand kisses to elevator make out sessions, he knows how to satisfy you and treat you well in any situation. when you’re with him you’ll feel like you’re just chilling with your best friend, with him there’s no judgment, just love. you don’t have to be afraid to have long deep conversations with him, he’s open to anything and will love you regardless. he will definitely have you crushing on him more than once, and what isn’t there to love? he’s perfect in every way. a true gem in this world of sad eboy rejects and twinks. make sure to hold on to him, because you’ll regret it if you let him slip from your grasp
girl: have you seen that guy over there? he’s so fine
other girl: oh you mean chrystofer? ik right, i’ve had a crush on him twice this year
by $deeznutz April 30, 2023
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Merry Christler

The vine way of saying merry christmas in order to portray a funny character
-Happy holidays!
-Merry Christler...
-Oh hahah you always make me laugh.
by yeyewowow October 10, 2019
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