Poofter Chook

An outcome to one's detriment resulting from an incorrect decision.

Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.

We really Poofter Chooked ourselves by taking that shortcut.

I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.

by Singapore Charlie June 15, 2010

Nigga Chook

A fatass burnt chicken nugget that taunt’s white and Asian chickens and is the most dominant chicken race (niggachook)

Head down Lachlan its Nigga Chook

by Fluusen August 26, 2019

old chook

Your mother.
Non-derrogatory.

"My old chook harked me for not having getting a job."

by Diego November 5, 2003

crazy chook

An amazing but crazy person. Is liked by everyone and is supportive. Has a great sense of humor and can be sensitive and strong-willed.

Hey did you see Alyssa today? She is one Crazy Chook!

by Some wierd person November 3, 2015

Blue Chook

/'blu://'tʃʊk/
Noun
Synonym for Social Media App, Twitter.

Me: "You're busy there on your phone, what are you doing?"
Them: "Just having a whinge on the Blue Chook..."

by garliccrusher July 7, 2021

cooked chook

someone who is cooked off their head on drugs.

look at this cooked chook

by Levelz31 July 7, 2023

last chook

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003