choochootooto

Someone who is a giant dork and doesn’t know the deference between “too” and “to”

Ken Smith is such a choochootooto!

by Misha1220 May 2, 2021

Jigaboo Choo-Choo

An urban public transit service used mostly (in some cases exclusively) by Black people. A typical jigaboo choo-choo never runs on time and suffers from frequent breakdowns, vandalism, and rampant crime. White people only ride the jigaboo choo-choo as a last resort.

We couldn’t find an Uber, so we had to ride the Jigaboo Choo-Choo back to our hotel after the Orioles game.

by Howimetyourgrandma May 31, 2023

Choo Choo train

A train that is powered by choo choo, giving it a very nice choo choo noise and making lots of steam.

Damn, that choo choo train is looking fiiiine

by I l1ke tra1ns April 3, 2020

choo choo

Somewhat childish term for a train.

"I'll just be getting the choo choo to Marylebone."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

Armpit Choo Choo

One must place ones cock inside anothers armpit and thrust persistantly untill ejaculation occurs.

Once I gave this top Lezza model an armpit choo choo, was so sweaty.

by Thanni October 1, 2010

Choo Choo

Animated cat from 60's cartoon, 'Top Cat'. Choo Choo is Top Cat's right hand man. Definitely the cutest cat of the gang. Never seen without his tight white shirt.

Top Cat: "Hey Choo Choo, do you ever take off that tight white shirt of yours?"

Choo Choo: "Nope. Eating breakfast = tight white shirt. Playing tennis = tight white shirt. Sleeping = tight white shirt. Having sex = tight white shirt."

by Isn'tThisColeslaw August 9, 2009

Florida choo choo train

The act of simultaneously pulling anal beads out of your lover's ass and shoving them down your throat

Guy 1: She wanted anal last night so I gave her a Florida choo choo train
Guy 2: I've always dreamed of doing that

by The Serious Schnitzel April 22, 2015