Chodling

Used as a universal word for conveying something that you can't express with words. It can be used in place of everything that you don't know how to express.

Suppose you went to your plug to score some of that dank pot your friends are talking about.
You: You got that dank pot?
Plug: Nah man, it's finished. Business blooming.
You: Aight Cool.

But later your friend scores that dank pot from the same plug later.
Then you can use it like:
You to your friend: Lauda juice dukaan chodling kar diya. Ham gaye maal lene to nahi diya lekin Nihit gaya to usko de diya lauda

by h3llking January 4, 2023

caldering

The act of doing something that no one else sees as rebellious, and then taking a picture of it.

Remember that time there was the "stay off the rocks" sign only one of us was brave enough to go caldering that time.

by GingerHipster October 11, 2011

choderiffic

Something having the qualities of a chode, like a faggot but chody

Stvalentine in khaz modan is choderiffic

by faygot mc pants February 3, 2008

chering

to share links, especially self-promotional ones, in a flamboyant, flashy or navel-baring way to increase your "micro-celebrity" status in your social networks. A nod to the iconic Cher and her midriff.

Man, what an attention ho that girl is. Doesn't she ever stop with the chering?

by inkyviolet July 24, 2011

Global Chavering

Large dance music festival in Marston Airfield in Stratford Upon Avon, which has far too many police and sniffer dogs and around 50,000 chavs, happens once a year around the end of July.

me "did you go to Global Chavering this year?"
chav "yeah it pissed down all weekend and i got nicked for all my mandy and biftas it was seriously heavy bloooood"

by Gfloss August 17, 2007

Codelingus

A particularly malicious hack for its victims, codelingus involves manipulating the email communications or word processing programs of it's victims, in order to create chaos on the job or in personal relationships. For example, the victim may receive a strange request from their boss, follow through with the request, and then later find out their boss never sent the email. By the time the victim has a chance to print out the email, it is gone forever.

Other examples may include, pre- or post-dating documents, tagging documents as being saved by the victim, changing registries of application programs to make documents act a certain way, bloating documents with fake code so they take a long time to load, hacking chat and or other text logs to manipulate dialogue. Codelingus is one reason many folks still print out their emails, and take screen shots of documentation, in order to CYA.

Betty: OMG! This important document that we use as a company reference shows that I opened it, changed all the information to be incorrect, and then saved it on the shared drive. This is codelingus, and not the good kind! Good thing those monkeys were so into creating chaos for me THEY FORGOT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THAT SHARED DRIVE BACK THEN.

by literalgrrl December 2, 2011

Choderific

Terrific in Indian

Pooptar: "Sundeep, I got laid last night."

Sundeep: "Wow thats very choderific, congratulations my friend, you bastard guy you."

by Benchod666 October 1, 2010