Chipotle Bomb

The shit you take the morning after you eat a chipotle burrito.

dude after i ate that chipotle burrtio i had to drop a serious chipotle bomb

by cgill June 12, 2009

chipotle

A dried, smoked ripe (red) jalapeño pepper. From Nahuatl xipotli.

Ever had chicken enchiladas with chipotle sauce?

by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

Chipotle

An orgasm in your mouth. Chipotle has burritos, quasadillas, and all that jazz. they fill up that burrito with amazingly delicious ingridients that keep you full all day. They also give you free drinks if your a student. They charge a little extra for guacamole though, psh. bitches.

Person 1: dude i'm fucking starving.
person 2: Chipotle. It'll keep you full till tomorrow.

OR

person 1: i'm tired of taco bell. it tastes like diahrrea.
person 2: psh, chipotle won't dissapoint.

by lalallaalal July 23, 2009

Chipotle Shit

The massive and satisfying shit that you drop after eating at Chipotle.

Dude, I just dropped my Chipotle shit from lunch and I feel as light as a feather.

by K5921 June 28, 2015

chipotle child

The massive shit taken after a meal at chipotle.

Dude, I almost passed a chipotle child in my car.

by Boshjuno April 4, 2015

Chipotle Baby

The bowel movement you take after eating a gargantuan burrito from Chipotle.

Man, I just gave birth to a Chipotle Baby after eating the fajita steak burrito!

by Marie Mayberry February 10, 2009

Chipotle Stomach Fuck

About an hour after eating chipotle, your stomach starts hurting and eventually leads to leaky shits and hours of rolling in bed wanting to die.

Friend: yo bro you feel alright?

You: I think I got the chipotle stomach fuck man

by JakeBBBBB January 28, 2017