Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap. This is not when the Chinese fail to roll out a red carpet for the U.S. President, as some media outlets suggest.
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A Scottish chant denoting the consumption of chips, cheese and Donner meat, and the consumption of alcohol from now until tomorrow morning.
It is often shouted as a celebration, and as loud as possible after having left the club, pub, or bar, and after buying their chips, cheese and donner.
A Scottish chant denoting the consumption of chips, cheese and Donner meat, and the consumption of alcohol from now until tomorrow morning.
It is often shouted as a celebration, and as loud as possible after having left the club, pub, or bar, and after buying their chips, cheese and donner.
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Also known as Democracy Manifest. Often a considered a crime. Eating a succulent chinese meal is grounds for being placed under arrest by people who know their Judo well. Proper methods of detention include but are not limited to being placed under a nice headlock and having your limp penis grabbed and ready to be received. It is custom to salute the chaps with a "Tah-Tah and farewell" if ever in this situation.
Guy 1: Did you hear Charles Dozsa was out eating a Succulent Chinese Meal yesterday>
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!
by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021
Get the Succulent Chinese Meal mug.A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.
That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.
My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
by Chris4444 January 9, 2012
Get the harder than Chinese calculus mug.This is when you urinate in someone’s mouth, clamp their mouth shut, at the same time you tell them that you have an STD, they will immediately release the urine through their nasal passages.
Chad: brooooo what happened with you and Becky last night?
Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!
Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS
Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!
Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS
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Harold: bruh, he’s been a friend of mine since 1st grade, his name is Jerry and his dad is Japanese and his mom is Korean
Harold: bruh, he’s been a friend of mine since 1st grade, his name is Jerry and his dad is Japanese and his mom is Korean
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Get the Chinese mug."When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”
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"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."
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