crimple

verb--To dent or smash a car.
noun--any dent or visible impact made on a car.

1) A tree fell in the storm last night and crimpled my car!

2) Man, I just bought the car and it already has a crimple in the door!

by Brosti August 6, 2005

Travis the Chimped

An expression used in reference to someone or something getting fucked up, similar to how Travis The Chimp reportedly mauled an unsuspecting female in Stamford, Connecticut on Tuesday February 17th, 2009.

"Don't get Travis The Chimped for messin with my XBOX360!"

"You will get Travis the Chimped if you mix cognac/tea with Xanax."

by jstruggs February 24, 2009

Chimbley

Chimbley is a colloquialism for chimney especially in Maine

They must be home the smoke is coming out of their chimbley.

by rjoy September 28, 2005

Chimley

n. pl. chim·leys - What you say when you want people to know you're a redneck.

"I gotta go clean muh Chimley"

by Remlaw February 26, 2011

Chimplify

Simplification to the extreme. Making something so simple a monkey could understand it. Usually made in reference to a clueless employer.

"I just got finished presenting my ideas to Jim."
"How did it go?"
"Ok, I just had to chimplify it."
"Cool."

by Steve Ringer February 20, 2006

Chumpled

When three guys like you at one time and you lead them on even though you don't like them

Wow my friend Elanna she is getting chumpled.

by Waterking February 27, 2019

Chimpleton

One who mindlessly swallows the George W Bush PR machine's message without an iota of critical thought. A derogatory term for Bush supporters due to the fact that he resembles a chimpanzee and that they are usually simpletons. A combination of chimp and simpleton.

No matter what Bush does, the chimpletons will always support him.

by JJ Jameson March 4, 2006