chimping

The art of performing the two famous primary functions of chimps ie masturbating (always furiously bashing away) and drinking tea (pg tips adverts)

"what did you do with your day off steve?"

"Oh not much, watched trisha and did a bit of chimping"

by Dirty Rich October 16, 2006

Chyming

Verb

To throw-up

Chyme is the stuff inside your stomach after the break down of food. The stuff that you throw-up is Chyme.

"Dave got so sick last night, He played 30 rounds of beer pong and was chyming everywhere."

"I am allergic to blueberries, I usually chyme if I eat them"

by EMcDaddy November 10, 2009

Chimping

When someone excessively emails people. Borderline spam.

Man, Chris keeps chimping me night and day!

by 0irish October 9, 2012

chiminy changa

When a girl has nice tits or ass

Yo that girl has the nicest chiminy changas

by godfather December 22, 2004

Chimping

Making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a Chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.

Holy fuck that guy is chimping.

by TheHairyGhost October 30, 2014

Chiving

A sexual act in which a man has anal sex with a woman. He then pulls out and with poop on his dick bangs her armpit. The end result is a poop mark in the shape of a chive.

Dude I totally heard that Seth was chiving with Shelia and things got messy.

by Jimmyhead October 27, 2010

chiminea

1. a black person; slang term for black people
2. a nigga

Damn Trenton, look at that tall ass chiminea!

Wow, he really does look huge.

by Matt Octavio January 5, 2007