knuckle children orphanage

AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.

Johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother's cleaning efforts earlier that day. Unfortunately this was also the day that Sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.

by Frank C Sanchez Hungwell September 17, 2006

Jews are Satan’s children

Yes they are

Jews are Satan’s children, Jews are Satan’s children, Jews are Satan’s children.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

bitches with children ratio

The equation used to evaluate the amount of women who have kids in opposition to those of child bearing age that do not. In many areas of the country, especially urban areas, this ratio is very high due to poverty, economic status, and ignorance of contraception. This is good in determining what city or community is good for a man (or women) not to raise a broken family.

Detroit, Michigan has the highest Bitches With Children Ratio in the nation. 7 out of every 10 women in the city between the ages of 18-29 have at least 1 kid. 80% of them out of wedlock.

See "Baby Momma Capitol"

by Dwayne May 6, 2004

children punting

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.

I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016

firing off some knuckle children

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

by Stoggit October 21, 2005

Small children

a snack

toss me that bag of small children, I'm hungry.

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

Little Children song

Pedophile alert!!! "Little Children" is a song written by J. Leslie McFarland and Mort Shuman. It was recorded by Billy J. Kramer & The Dakotas. The lyric concerns a man's entreaties to his girlfriend's young siblings not to reveal his courtship of their elder sister and to leave them alone. BUT!!!! Really it sounds like the first aide to the modern PEDOPHILE movement. If you have ever heard the song it is very cringe worthy, watch out little children, the Dakotas are coming.

I was walking by the park and this older gentlemen looked like he was whistling the little children song in his mind.

I bet that in jail all of the people who used the little children song are living in protective custody.

I knew a girl whose uncle used to sing her the little children song when they were by themselves.

by Cee wizzle April 26, 2010