chewbacca status

When one person is speaking English so badly that you cannot understand them.

Guy 1: "Yo, that dude at the gas station was totally on chewbacca status."

Guy 2: "Word, I couldn't understand a word he said."

by Selam June 11, 2006

full chewbacca

The fullest level of female shrubbery. Unshorn, wild, feral, female crotch collie. One would need hedge trimmers or a torch to find the clit.

How was she last night?

Was she baby smooth, the Hitler, landing strip, welcome mat, or Full Chewbacca?

by axcon5156 January 23, 2014

sussy chewbacca

when you are a sussy imposter in among us and use the chewbacca defense to avoid being ejected

red is such a sussy chewbacca!

by sussusamongus69 October 17, 2021

Chewcocka

Chewbacca's gay brother.

Chewbacca was so ashamed of his gay brother Chewcocka , that he disowned him and cut him off from the millions he made wile playing a prominent role in the Star Wars Saga.

by Stephanovitch January 12, 2009

Chewbakke

Pronunciation: Chew-back-E

A chewbakke is a situation comprised of a bukakke, involving many, many grossly hairy participants.

Derived from the character Chewbacca, the popular wookie from Star Wars, and the sexual act of a 'bukakke'.

"Man, I was so drunk last night, I woke up in the middle of a Chewbakke!"

by Honeymonster18 October 22, 2012

chewcawka

An enormous, hairy penis.

"He's got a chewcawka in his knickers"

by Knucks 4 nothin October 5, 2015

chewbukake

(chewbukake) is the bringing together of the famous Japanese martial art of (bukake), (polycystic ovarys) and the legendary wookie from star wars (chewbacca) to create a new catagory of pornography.
simply find a heavily disabled woman with polycystic ovarys so her face is covered in hair and she can't talk properly, then gather 11 or 12 guys to slowly baste her face in ejaculate whilst standing in a circle around her as she nods her head around shouting Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh arglhhhh!

guys do you fancy coming round for a chewbukake party.

man we chewbukaked the fuck out of that bearded disabled girl last night.

by chewbukake November 25, 2018