A set of boobs or moobs that are saggy, wrinkly, over-tanned, and hairy; resembles the appearance of a set of testicles in the chest area. Chesticles also include oddly large and hard nipples which resembles the testicles themselves inside the sack. Should be difficult to distinguish from testicles if felt in the dark.
1. The cougar emptied the club when she flashed her chesticles.
2. My odd nympho neighbor got her chesticles stuck on the flag pole during the winter.
2. My odd nympho neighbor got her chesticles stuck on the flag pole during the winter.
by PorkThineHorse January 3, 2012
by Lainie "o" February 22, 2009
"Her bellybutton is practically between those boobs"
"I know, and she probably isn't even 40"
"Those aren't boobs, they're chesticles"
"I know, and she probably isn't even 40"
"Those aren't boobs, they're chesticles"
by Eggs Over Hard September 8, 2007
Cindy: Jess do you have an extra pushup bra?
Jess: Cindy, you need a lot more than a pushup bra to help those chesticles.
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Brett: Bro, feel my pecs.
Brody: Your not gonna impress anybody with those chesticles.
Jess: Cindy, you need a lot more than a pushup bra to help those chesticles.
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Brett: Bro, feel my pecs.
Brody: Your not gonna impress anybody with those chesticles.
by Disco Jackson June 22, 2009
Chesticles-A male version of "boobs." Of course you think "No, its 'moobs'." But no it's not. Chesticles is the male format of boobs of a healthy, young, muscular man with a great chest. Moobs are what chubby guys have like "Peter Griffen."
1) "Nice, check out the chesticles on that hunk!" ;D
2) "wow, Nice chesticles. Are they real?"
3) "How long do you work out to aquire such nice and manly chesticles?"
4) "Be glad they aren't moobs!"
5) "I wish I had some chesticles like that man. Mine are all flabby."
6) "Can I get a look at them chesticles? ;D"
2) "wow, Nice chesticles. Are they real?"
3) "How long do you work out to aquire such nice and manly chesticles?"
4) "Be glad they aren't moobs!"
5) "I wish I had some chesticles like that man. Mine are all flabby."
6) "Can I get a look at them chesticles? ;D"
by ~Krys~ July 23, 2009
Jordan: "Yo man, what'd u do last night?"
Martin: "One word bro, one fuckin word: Chesticles."
Jordan: "Nice bro! Fuck yeah!"
Martin: "Fuckin fuck yeah!"
Martin: "One word bro, one fuckin word: Chesticles."
Jordan: "Nice bro! Fuck yeah!"
Martin: "Fuckin fuck yeah!"
by Chris Colletti October 1, 2007
A term used for a female whose breasts hang so low that they hang beside her vagina like a pair of testicles.
"Did you see the chesticles on that old granny over there? Her tits were hangin' so low, I swear they were draggin' on the floor!"
"Check out the chesticles on that lady!"
"Seriously, has she ever heard of a bra?"
"Check out the chesticles on that lady!"
"Seriously, has she ever heard of a bra?"
by Frippy & Sagey March 31, 2008