Chernobyl

When you fart in a car with your girlfriend, leave, and lock all of the doors with her inside.

Yeah man, she was telling me to skip the song so I pulled a Chernobyl on her.

by lu_s3t April 3, 2021

Chernobyl

Adjective

Used to describe a terrible disaster or accident relating to anything in one's life, typically academic or relating to a grade.

The chemistry exam was a Chernobyl level disaster. "Good God! That was a Chernobyl level disaster!"
"Bob, I don't feel like that math test went well."
"Well mine was a Chernobyl level disaster."

by The5140 May 13, 2022

going Chernobyl

The act of shitting, wherein the resultant pile radiates such a fowl odor that by the time it hits the bowl, paint begins to peel from the walls and all who enter the restroom after without proper radiation protection develop a host of illness and on occasion, mutation and/or death.

Heads up everybody i'm going Chernobyl up in this bitch!

by Northside Wookie March 28, 2011

Chernobyl

Exclamation used on receipt of bad news. Similar to "crikey", "damn" or "shit". Originally from Ukrainian nuclear disaster in 1986.

"Dave's dad has just died. Absolute fucking Chernobyl!"

by lozzo July 27, 2006

Chernobyled

To make a mistake, be treated unfairly, or have something very unfortunate happen.

In relation to the city Chernobyl.

Hey, where's my $20? Aww man, I just got chernobyled.

by Chief Vash April 27, 2005

Chernobyled

A tear-inducing fart that travels a relatively long distance across a crowded room (e.g., a bar), like a toxic gas cloud over a large land mass.

Bob chernobyled us a the bar last night.

by Spartacus44 January 8, 2011

Chernobyl Stump Stroke

A hand job from a woman with no hands.

I got a Chernobyl Stump Stroke from this chick last night... took freakin' forever.

by OneTimeOnlySeriously July 27, 2011