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Chemistry 

"Hey, did you do the chemistry homework?"
"BITCH"
Chemistry by uuggghhhhhh June 7, 2019

chemistry 

Some fucked up bootleg-ass bullshit that's not a real science. The bastard child of physics.
Yo I just rolled out of chemistry and capped some bitches because I was so distressed by chemistry's apathy towards SI units and scientific procedure.
chemistry by PercolatinPhyser January 5, 2009

Chemistry 

The extremely boring science of explaining why chemical stuff happens. Studying chemistry instantly removes much of the fun that can be had when lighting things on fire by explaining how it happens. Teachers of this heinous subject are believed to have no soul, be mentaly unstable, or both. Also, people on the chemistry team enjoy similar status as those on the Math team (complete losers who find fun in academic achievement).
Jack: Yo Jill you wanna come to the chemistry competition with me? We're gonna totally own those guys from Sackville High. Their pocket protectors are pink. Those losers *nyehehehehehe*

Jill: Jack, you're a loser. *walks away*
Chemistry by The BR December 25, 2006

chemistry 

1. A college class designed to kill students.

2. What happens if you put Jaden Schwartz, Brayden Schenn, and Vladimir Tarasenko of the St. Louis Blues on the same offensive line.
1. The chemistry test grades just came out and my day just went from bad to a nuclear meltdown.
2. Schwartz-Schenn-Tarasenko have so much chemistry, they've combined for 78 goals, 103 assists, and 181 points in 2017-18.
chemistry by A.Sep March 28, 2018

chemistry 

hell on earth, worst class ever, terrible teachers
oh god i hate chemistry
chemistry by loulou3435 October 1, 2018

Chemistry 

A subject that will kill you from the inside out eventually making you commit suicide
Guy: should I take chemistry?
Her: NO u will want to die
Chemistry by chinkchong December 19, 2019