Cheese grater god 

Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)

The cheese grater god is Godly

Cheese grater god by Cheesey god October 22, 2018

Cheese Grater face

An entirely unattractive girl.

"Your really hot, but your friend is a total cheese grater face."

Cheese Grater face by Sgt. Forge June 2, 2009

Cheese Grater To The Face Time 

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

Cheese Grater To The Face Time by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011

cheese grater racoon 

A disturbing peice of content that got some zoophilias exposed in the furry community. A racoon that did something with a cheese grater. The racoon got a cheese grater stuck up it's butt, a person was pulling out the cheese grater. Gore is an understatement.

'Did you hear about the cheese grater incident?' "Oh, you mean cheese grater racoon, unfortunately, yes."

cheese grater racoon by Purple Demi venison January 16, 2025

Muskokan Cheese Grater 

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.

Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."

Muskokan Cheese Grater by teratoma April 20, 2010

Chocolate Cheese Grater 

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.

Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.

Chocolate Cheese Grater by kakmasta April 6, 2009

Bolivian Cheese Grater 

When a guy is getting head and is about to cum, the girl then proceeds to bite a shred of foreskin from the shaft then shakes like a dog.

Dude my girlfriend gave me a Bolivian cheese grater and my foreskin won't grow back.

Bolivian Cheese Grater by aztecwarrior January 26, 2011