Cheesus crust

A way of saying Jesus Christ without putting the lords name in vein.

Cheesus crust Anthony! Why did you take my money!

by rohb February 10, 2017

Cheesus Christ

Cheesus Christ, the savior of mice

A: I was praying to Cheesus Christ yesterday
B: Didn't know you were a mouser?

by LordPeironDestroyerOfWorlds January 23, 2023

Cheezus

The god of Cheese-Its. He is the patron saint of Halo 3 players. In order to gain his favor, a sacrifice of your entire team must be made. His blessings grant victory on the battlefield.

Private Arbolez betrays his teammate zogmufukui and then kills himself to gain Cheezus' favor.
Zogmufukui: WTF man!
Private Arbolez: Don't worry bro, Cheezus will let us win.
End of Match, their team wins.
Private Arbolez: Cheezus be praised.
Zogmufukui: Whatever...

by tehgreatestmanevar September 2, 2013

Cheesus

Cheesus Christ our Lord, worshipped by many cheese fanatics/ religious followers.

'I don't care if the whole world freezus, as long as ve got my cheddar cheesus'

by crazysarah118 March 16, 2005

Cheesus

He's a holy spirit! Made of solid Milk Curd!

Mmm-mmm-mmm! Thas sum good cheesus!

by Zach G. November 24, 2004

cheesus

Cheesus is my homeboi 4 lyf!

The Swissiah

by Cindy June 6, 2004

Cheesus

Donald Trump. A mashup of Cheese or Cheetos and Jesus.

An appropriate name for Donald Trump, given his complexion and the messianic fervor he inspires in his followers.

In the eyes of his faithful, Cheesus can do no wrong!

by Cryptica January 16, 2017