cheesus

a cheeeto shaped like jesus

i stole a bag of cheetos from 7 11 n there was a cheesus inside.

by phat as peace a sh!T October 17, 2011

cheetus

The fetal resulting from intercourse one or more times with any variety of Cheetohs products.

Britney Spears was impregnated by Flamin' Hot Cheetohs. The result was a Cheetus.

by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008

Cheedler

The perfect dick combination of chode and needler.

Ryan Bezzaz's mom was totally digging my cheedler

by Austin Grealish November 7, 2004

Cheesusaurus Rex

The little douche bag yellow dinosaur that is the mascot for Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

Whoa! look at Cheesusaurus Rex surf on a wave of cheese!!!

by McLuvin39 July 23, 2009

Cheesus

The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.

Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away

by Jeff April 5, 2004

Cheesus

It is the holy spirit of Cheese. Many cheese-makers pray to him, and believe that he alone has the power to turn milk, into cheese.

Thank Cheesus, the swiss is holey!

In the name of Gouda, we praise Cheesus.

by Phiduo June 2, 2009

cheeruns

Children, as spoken by the immortal Mr.T

Ya gots ta hep da lil cheeruns! N dat's enough 'o dat jibba-jabba!

by devilsreject July 6, 2006