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sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.
That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.
by Robb December 24, 2003
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Captain Slow

Another nickname for 'James May' from Top gear, usually called this by his friends, Jeremy Clarkson and Richard 'Hamster' Hammond, James loves pies and hates the french.
He likes classical music and smokes a pipe.
He uses tampons to clean his motorbike.
He possibly has a shed.
He plays the keyboard.
He likes the new Dacia Sandero
He is the first person ever to go to the north pole, and didn't want to go there in the first place.
His catchphrase is 'Oh Cock'
'Oh Cock' - James May, Captain Slow
by Shruikalta March 26, 2009
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Captain Cunnilingus

A superhero who flies around looking for girls who want to be eaten out!
by Kcally June 14, 2008
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Captain Apple Sack

A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.
Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”

Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”
by Big Fizz October 7, 2009
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Captain Neil'ing

The art of banging your friend's wife without him knowing. This is usually done in his bed, and it's common to wipe your cock off on the curtains when you're done.
I've been Captain Neil'ing my best friends wife, he hasn't noticed the creamy stripes on his curtains yet... WINNING!!
by LiQuiD_E July 5, 2017
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shney captain

someone who was birthed from an anus. these anus children can either be concieved anally or artificialy planted within the anus after fertalization in a lab
in the new millenium shney captain /children are the new fast growing fad across north america among homosexual couples and straight couples who are just interested in trying different options. "the globe and mail"
by rabidchia February 6, 2010
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Captain price

One of the best characters in the Modern Warfare series, In the first modern warfare series at the end when the game ends everyone assumed captain price was dead, when in fact he makes a return in "The gulag" in the second modern warfare.
Unknown"Shirley you can't be serious" Captain price"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"
by Emeraldmine August 26, 2010
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