Chardonanus

The act of sitting on a bottle of wine and contracting the sphincter around the cork and spin until the bottle is opened.

Hey, thanks for that bottle of wine last night, it made a great chardonanus.

by Matt "Reach Around" Zablocki April 13, 2006

Chandon

Chandon hates everything on earth except Kobe Bryant, chicken, iPhones, and NBA2K 19.

"Chandon, you ever heard of name anything?"
"Yeah, that sucks. Kobe is better than Michael Jordan."

by OzieIslip July 14, 2019

caydon mattes

An extremely hot guy who is short but packing. He’s got blond hair and blue eyes. Super attractive and makes you wet on site

Do you see that guy over there. He’s a mega hottie

Yeah that’s Caydon Mattes

by Simp for caydon February 21, 2021

Chayton

Definately gay. very gay.

tf chayton

by OxferdDicktionary November 24, 2019

Chayton

Amazing person, that cares for their girlfriends. They often cheat and lie but they end up going back to their first love.

guy 2: i love her

Guy 1: then go back to her Chayton.
guy 2: i will.

by Bobbythebuider August 1, 2017

chardonnaying

The act of enjoying a nice cold glass of chardonnay, usually while doing something else enjoyable, such as sitting on a patio in beautiful weather.

It was sunny and 74 degrees outside so I sat on the front porch chardonnaying with my glass of Kendall Jackson.

by apdallas February 22, 2017

Chardon

The biggest asshole you'll ever meet but they have there moments, most of them are pretty shitty and are in motel rooms with prostitutes

Chardon is so rude.

by CJB7478921-748 August 21, 2018