1) A female who talks excessively.
2) When your girlfriend keeps talking during the big game
Example:
Roger: Hey, have you seen Rachel around?
Josh: No. Why?
Ralph: I saw her last night, and man she is just a chattering vagina. She wouldn't shut up.
Example:
Girlfriend: Blah blah blah blah, and blah blah blah blah.
Boyfriend: Stop being a chattering vagina, we are trying to watch the game!
Synonym: Chatty Cathy
Antonym: Talking Tom
2) When your girlfriend keeps talking during the big game
Example:
Roger: Hey, have you seen Rachel around?
Josh: No. Why?
Ralph: I saw her last night, and man she is just a chattering vagina. She wouldn't shut up.
Example:
Girlfriend: Blah blah blah blah, and blah blah blah blah.
Boyfriend: Stop being a chattering vagina, we are trying to watch the game!
Synonym: Chatty Cathy
Antonym: Talking Tom
by the woo March 29, 2015
Get the chattering vaginamug. When your wife is talking to you and your not interested and its sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown
by AUWFT August 15, 2016
Get the wife chattermug. Farting in a way that sounds like distant thunder. It has several small notes instead of one loud blast.
It was hard to concentrate on reading while listening to your heiney chatter. Maybe next time you will layoff the burritos. farting
by Mr. Butterworth August 22, 2016
Get the Heiney Chattermug. Refrencing the situation when two or more people are chatting in an instant messaging application, when both parties begin writing a message at around the same time, and both parties stop writing to allow the other to go first.
This leaves a semi-awkward situation known as the chatters paradox.
This leaves a semi-awkward situation known as the chatters paradox.
you: hi
them: hi
them...is writing a message
you...are writing a message
you: hi
them: hi
*2.5 minute silence*
you: chatters paradox?
them: haha yeah :-P
them: hi
them...is writing a message
you...are writing a message
you: hi
them: hi
*2.5 minute silence*
you: chatters paradox?
them: haha yeah :-P
by theelous3 November 9, 2011
Get the chatters paradoxmug. Someone who has to put up with one's non-stop/constant/droning chatter. In other words, a person who "deals" with extremely talkative people can be viewed as a chatter victim.
Omg, my teacher would not stop talking. I was totally his chatter victim in class today.
Chatter victims need therapy as long as they get to ironically victimize the therapist as the chatter victim.
My Aunt talks too much and causes for anyone in a 5ft radius to become her consequent chatter victim.
Chatter victims need therapy as long as they get to ironically victimize the therapist as the chatter victim.
My Aunt talks too much and causes for anyone in a 5ft radius to become her consequent chatter victim.
by LingDanc803 March 24, 2023
Get the Chatter victimmug. During intercourse my girls clam chatter woke my parents up with a loud "ppppppffffffff pppppfff pppfff pff!!!"
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by BALLZ2DAWALLZ June 20, 2012
Get the clam chattermug. The various marks which show up in a xerox copy that have no origin in the original image, usually consisting in small dots or lines of gray or black.
I tried to make a copy of the official form look like an original, but all the xerox chatter gave it away.
by Hannah March Campbell April 24, 2006
Get the xerox chattermug.