charleston chalupa

steps:
1. punch a bear in the face until it dies
2. have intercourse with it
3. take its body and roll it up in the sheets of a virgin

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Megan: Do you want to charleston chalupa with me?
Weston: Silly goose! Everyone knows thats a one person activity!

by Megan and Weston June 2, 2007

Charleston chew

when you make the bitch put plastic wrap around her mouth, then take a shit and make her chew the shit through the plastic

tasteless, but smells like a charleston chew

by boundbyfatefucker September 26, 2005

Charleston-Do

A hair style which is the result of cranial scat molded to simulate the shape of the delicious treat.

Joanna loves the taste of Roy's Charleston-Do!

by Placebo Nightingale September 16, 2012

Charleston, MO

Small town in southeast Missouri known locally for its large ethnic population. Famous, also locally, for the Dogwood-Azalea Festival usually held each April.

Where the heck is Charleston, MO?

by nobody important in Missouri March 12, 2009

Charleston Swallow

The Art of Swallowing Dildos whole and shitting them out through your ass then sucking on it until you have shit in your mouth which you then swallow and have it reenter your anus while a friend savors your ass cream

dude i was having secks with my gf and she asked for a charleston swallow.
'dude','wtf'

wtf hoopty dildo honda jew gold

by hoopty art dealer October 19, 2009

Charleston Academy

An evil prison constructed by radioactive baboons with purple butts.

An example radioactive baboon with a purple butt? Sure, Mr. Sinclair.

by Grabbing your butt? That's not very ladylike! March 9, 2005

Smokey Charleston

Fellatio in which a person takes vapor or smoke and exhales it in/on the genitalia of a recipient.

DaSandra gave Dareck a smokey charleston after the solar eclipse, and his girl was pissed.

The adult skating rink downtown was notorious for giving out smokey charlestons.

by Keisha Seaux Phynne January 22, 2020