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channeling aliens 

A lighthearted and subtly derisive expression used to point out a sudden and profound shift in a person’s behavior, when someone does something entirely out of character.
Suddenly, after a lifetime of being late to everything, I found myself arriving solidly fifteen minutes early to all of my appointments, so I began to imagine I may be just one of the many folks who are channeling aliens!
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An old white man that lays eggs and says "frick"
Chaneley couldn't play Xbox because he had to go lay eggs.

Disney Channel

When you don't care about talent anymore.

Due to one of Urban Dictionary's rules, I have to post information about Disney Channel. Alright. For a proper definition of Disney Channel, see super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!!
super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!! is what Disney Channel is. Seriously.
Disney Channel by Another Madman August 30, 2009

channel view 

Channel view otherwise known as "channel" is a shit ass school, the principal a bitch, the girls are all treeshes, the boys all whack, the band is better than scholars, and special ed kids masturbate in the bathroom and bring knives into the school.
Some girl:what school you go to??
Me:Channel view
Girl:you a dub, ya principal wears a wig, it's always lopsided too.
channel view by Farrockianboi69 November 17, 2018

clear channel

A stupid radio station group that thinks they own FM. Tries to knock off other radio station groups such as Cumulus, Apex Broadcasting, and Emmis. There new Crapstar group is stupid as hell, They put the stupidest music on there stations. And Is the reason why FM Radio now sucks.
Thank Clear Channel for ruining Radio.
clear channel by anonymous January 19, 2005

clear channel

the Microsoft of American radio. the the reason why radio sucks, and the reason why concert ticket prices are so fucking high. the entity that fears independent radio.
clear channel by mevyhetal March 6, 2004

the stoner channel

I dont call comedy central the stoner channel anymore most of the shows are cheap crap that you cant get a laugh out of no matter how high you are.
the stoner channel by stewfoo January 13, 2005