Chaintroll

A slightly psychotic individual with a beard much like that on the head of a troll, accompanied by an unnecessary, yet captivating wallet chain.

When excited, the chaintroll's speech becomes accelerated, much like that of Boomhauer from King of the Hill.

Some common phrases used to identify a chaintroll include but are not limited to:

-motherfucka isa asshole
-fuckin hooptie

Person 1 - I was at the bar and some tall guy threw that chaintroll across the room!

Person 2 - Chaintrolls don't know when to quit.

by The Polack August 24, 2010

Lollipop Chainsaw

A hack & slash kind of video game. The main character is a high school cheerleader named Juliet Starling. She fights zombies along with her father, her two sisters, and her decapitated head of a boyfriend while her mother is at home preparing Juliet's 18th birthday party. If you think about it, it's a good example of why you shouldn't exclude people.

People were given pretty good reasons to buy Lollipop Chainsaw -Blood & gore

- Zombie killing

- The soundtrack

-Juliet

-Rainbows.....

by Morrilynn December 13, 2012

Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

A cliche term for The Passion of the Christ, directed by Mel Gibson. This nomen was given due to the amount of gore and violence in the movie.

Big Steve cried like a bitch all through the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.

by Fro March 16, 2004

Chain Letter

A chain letter is one of the most annoying text walls ever.

Most of these start out with a short story,
(Translated from illiteracy)
In 1964(or some shit like that) a girl named (Insert WTF?! Name Here) was (insert deus ex machina here) by (Another WTF?! name) while she was (doing something).

Then do a repost or die.

If you don't send this to (variable) people in (time period), she will kill you with (whatever). If you do, you will be awarded.

These are most common on MySpace because of it's unmoderated bullshit.

In 1829, a gurl namd Haraballius wus wlking on a lke when a man named Tradadallah W.T. Fuck raped her to death. If you dont sent dis chain letter 2 38 ppl by the end of 1408, u will b killd by Haraballius. if u do, u willb re-wrded with coton candee reign.

CHAWKLIT REIGN, SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN, CHAWKLIT REIGN

by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008

chain rule

That thing your supposed to learn instead of wasting your fucking time on urban dictionary the night before the big test

''Awww shit! I wasted my study time and failed the Chain Rule test. At least I know what ¨dankrupt¨ means.''

by k-savage December 12, 2016

Spaghetti Chain

Several overlapping strands of semen after a forceful ejaculation; frequently the aftermath of a cumshot.

Alex: Damn mate, you manage to pick up new hoes every night! You must be rizzing something fierce.
Matt: Bitches just want a rainbird like me who'll leave some nice spaghetti chains on their faces.

by SoIWillBleedForever March 28, 2023

Break the chain off it

Having sex with a milf or cougar who has kept that pussy behind rusty gates for a while -- metaphorically speaking. If the milf or cougar in question has literally kept the pussy behind rusty gates, you do not want to break the chain off it.

Stevie Nicks? You know it's been a while, but I'd definitely break the chain off it.

by JoggletheHuttDon'tPlay June 13, 2015