My penis hurt because it was chafed after masturbating for the past 4 hours with sandpaper glued to my hands.
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2. an irritating sensation in the genital area of men caused by chaffing of the testicals
2. an irritating sensation in the genital area of men caused by chaffing of the testicals
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