Chad

Chad: opposite of a chode, rather than short and fat it is long and skinny.

The chad penis touched the ceiling and was a centimeter thick.

by kempent June 4, 2009

Chad

an asshole. A thankless, over becoming individual from Florida who previously devolved in the marshes. Treats people like garbage and has the entitlement of the spawn of trump. He will sell you a membership, renege on its terms, yell at you for not buying enough of his “Chad juice” and also deride you when you dare offer an opinion on the said juice. He, Chad, the first of his name shall forever live in infamy.

Dude, don’t be a Chad

by The Unchad January 14, 2019

Chad

A dude who probably spends more time at the gym than literally ANYWHERE else.

"Bruh Chad is such a chad," said Derek.
"Wait what?" replied joeschmo.

by TheVengefulRevolvenant May 30, 2020

chad

Typically considered a douche bag name, causing the good chads trials and tribulations. Don't be a douche Chad!

Don't be a Chad.

by CandiB June 18, 2018

CHAD

(N) to acquire goods for a ridiculously cheap price.

"Yo, I just CHADed some sick 12 inch kickers for 5 bucks and some pocket lint.

by 01longbeddin January 24, 2010

chad

A narcissistic pathological liar with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to tell stories that are completely untrue to perpetuate lies about people he claims are his friends and lies about his own life to ellicit emotions, like sympathy and envy, from his friends. He is intelligent enough that it takes a while to catch on to his lies. Often, there is no point to his lies - he tells them just to tell them.

That guy is such a Chad. I can't believe we didn't question his lies!

by SociopathHater February 5, 2010

chad

Chapped Hole And Dick.

Dude, those fags Darin and Samuel had anal so long, they both got a chad!

by KOCK_iiN_MOUTH_KWEEN July 20, 2008