Cereal

A pleasant and less crude way of mentioning sex. Often used by people that don’t want to publicly speak about sex and adult behaviour.

Susan had cereal last night, I couldn’t believe it. I wonder if she’ll have it in the morning as well.

by TheCurtainsWereFrigginBlue June 22, 2018

Cereal

The threatening voicemail from a legal representation scam which promises "the local cops", utilizing a poorly educated robot who not only doesn't know your name, but also none of the specifics on your "4 serious allegations", yet closes with a pleasant "thank you!"

My blocked numbers are clogged with cereal, just like my arteries

by NativityNinja August 24, 2018

cereal

ear wax (esp. dry flaky ones).

ugg! Your ear is loaded with mad cereal!

by aircow May 13, 2005

Cereal

–adverb
seer-ee-uhl

A term for the combination of words Seriously and For Real.

Melissa: Whats the weather gonna be like tomorrow?
David: Its gonna be 81 degrees
Melissa: mmm sounds like a good pool day
David: CEREAL

by cereallyforeally July 1, 2011

Cereal

A form of breakfast meant to be refrigerated.

Ah man I was so happy this morning when I looked in my fridge and saw cereal.

by CerealLover5 August 20, 2011

Cereal

Another word for saying Serious.

Are you cereal!!

by Shadowboy February 27, 2014

cereal

A meal that can be eaten at any time of the day.

"Cereal is a breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It can also be a great night snack."

by Anthony Jonas September 2, 2016