Cephalopodus

I huge impossibly gnarly boner attack that has multiple things attached to the head. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you will. You're so screwed because of this, you really are screwed.....I can't help you now.

HOLY SHIT IT'S A CEPHALOPODUS!!!11!!!!!

by LONE_SIGNAL August 11, 2010

cephalacunt

1. A hard-hearted woman.
2. A woman who is shrewd and cruel in nature.
3. A bitch.
4. An extreme cunt.

How could she break poor Timmy's heart like that? What a cephalacunt.

by marine_biologist August 17, 2011

Cephalorectally Challenged

One who struggles with removing and/or keeping his/her head out of his/her own arse.

Good Lord, that politician is cephalorectally challenged! Does he have a clue what he is talking about?

by The Cat Wrangler August 18, 2013

cephalorectal inversion

The act of having one’s head up their ass.

During rainy weather, people driving in this area tend to suffer from Cephalorectal Inversion.

by MissChaoticBliss February 17, 2018

cephylanalectomy

The surgical removal of one’s head from one’s own rectum, because sometimes non-surgical interventions just won’t get the job done.

The politician needs a cephylanalectomy because the politician is starting to believe the poop they are spewing.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Cephuriah

A insult to humanity

Such a cephuriah it is a verry good insult

by coco cola is cooola February 5, 2021

Cephen

A mix between a person named Stephen and cece.

Guy 1: Stephen and cece would make a good couple.
Guy 2: Ya I know and I think that I have a good name for them.
Guy 1: What is it.
Guy 2: I think their ship name would be cephen

by didkebtipgvysjl3bgpx0qbwkfoc February 15, 2021