busy on a cellular level

An excuse given to parents for teenage laziness.

"Laila! Get up out of bed! You're so lazy!!!"
"I'm busy on a cellular level." (<- mumbled into pillow)

by Lailacm June 22, 2008

Cellular Bomber

One who constantly sends text messages to/calls your mobile/cellular phone; "blowing up your phone."

You: Dude, my ex keeps blowing up my phone.
Friend: I try not to date cellular bombers; maybe you should be more like me?

by BenX10X April 18, 2010

Cellular Goat Stomp

The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.

Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.

by SadCoincidence September 29, 2006

cellularitis

An acute condition marked by almost constant talking on a cellular phone.
Similar to telephonitis, but spreads further and annoys more people. Often very hard to treat and no cure is yet available.

As I waited in the Airport Lounge yesterday, I observed an infestation of cellularitis all around me. Almost everyone was talking loudly into a cell phone! Hardly any of the passengers were talking face to face.

by Suzee February 13, 2007

cellular telecomunicational device

muh cell phone or beeper

hey my cellular telecomunicational device is a ringin.

by zac brinegar May 22, 2008

Cellular Device

A very uncommon way to say cell phone.

"I'm gonna go ahead and call my best friends over at Rockstar Games on this cellular device"
- Sernandoe

by Radical_Shermhead June 12, 2018

CELLULARR

Another word for a cell phone

"omg, i'm like, going away on vacation for TWO WEEKS, so call my CELLULARR, k?"

by TINAA October 4, 2005