A one-hundred year old, abusive, sparkling fairy who sneaks into teenage girl's rooms by oiling their windows.
You: I woke up in the middle of the night last night, and Edward Cullen was sitting there watching me sleep!
Me: Oh my god, what a pedophile.
Me: Oh my god, what a pedophile.
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by Mike1425 April 25, 2022
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An amalgamation of his real name and the Twilight character's name
An amalgamation of his real name and the Twilight character's name
Girl 1: Who do you prefer? Robert Pattinson or Edward Cullen?
Girl 2: Are you freakin kidding me? Who the hell could choose? No way!
Girl 1: Yeah, if only men were all Robward Cullenson, we'd all be happy
Girl 2: Are you freakin kidding me? Who the hell could choose? No way!
Girl 1: Yeah, if only men were all Robward Cullenson, we'd all be happy
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by cheyenne cullen January 19, 2009
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