Shit Carters Hat

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012

Cartier

expensive, classy and out of your league

Bro that Cartier just boosted yo swag

by kate8 June 4, 2011

Playboi Carti The Omen

This phrase is used to mean anything and can substitute for any noun or even verb.

That guy won't stop Playboi Carti The Omening me.

by Hermann Ogsby June 3, 2017

Reggie Carter

My brother

Reggie Carter, Reggie, That's my brother!

by Heisenbergpoop May 26, 2021

putting the cart before the horse

Doing things in the wrong order.

"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.

by KeeganBM June 1, 2014

Balls a la carte

When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear

To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte

by notRileynotMir May 5, 2020

Browse Categories Store Blog Cart

When your boredom has hit its peak and you've already searched "Type any word..."

"hmm what if i put 'Type any word...;' oh cool definition but now what do i search..."
"OH I KNOW! 'Browse Categories Store Blog Cart'"

by idkwhattoputformynamesoididths February 10, 2021