Carshalton Beeches

The only town in london without a bloody pub

Carshalton Beeches , Where are the bloody pubs. Schools, train station, Indian, Chinese, Kebab, Dentist, Doctors, Co-op, Hairdressers, Garage.....now whats missing ???????

by systemofdef April 17, 2010

cashaun

Cashaun , a funny person , easy to get along with.. if you make him mad, he'll go off! He makes everyone laugh and has a good personality! He's sexy and has alot of girls dying to have him ! He lights up the whole room when you see him ! He always gets away with things , is smart and has a smart mouth as well , and knows a lot of people around town! He likes to start streaks with people on snapchat as well!

" Wow, there go cashaun, I've been waiting to see him, he's hilarious

"He's sexy ! I need to talk to him"

" we need to be cool"

" you wanna start a streak on snapchat ?"

by Secret admirer?! December 13, 2016

carshalton girls

A school full of slags that think they’re the shit and stick out their asses to try and pull a ‘pengting’ they have had more boyfriends than friends. Thick as shit

‘Look another one from carshalton girls trying to get another boyfriend’

by yourevilnemisis October 23, 2017

chain of causation

Legal term used to describe a situation in which a person who seems to be entirely at fault for an event that is punishable by sizable fine and/or jailtime can prove that it was not his or herfault.
Also, whiny, non-responsibility-taking, foolish, last-ditch effort to defer blame.

"The devil made me do it." AND
"I only hit you because you're a whore."

by amc December 1, 2004

camshafter

(Noun) In the Automotive industry, a homosexual mechanic or one who is predisposed to flamboyant car modifications.

"Look at the hectic neons on that Nissan! I'll bet you the owner is a camshafter"

"Those camshafters in the HKS factory give a whole new meaning to the term 'blown engine'".

by Ynngwie J Malmsteen August 10, 2009

Crushasaurous

Someone who spends an exorbitant amount of time playing candy crush that their arms are always at their sides like a T-Rex!

My neighbor is such a crushasaurous, he's cleared more candy than a fat kid at the wonka factory!

by consciousnessRising August 25, 2013

cashadle

The word cashadle is a made up word used by many bananas. The meaning is for whom a banana is chosen to be terminated, and resorts to the bananas performing a "cashadle," which then makes all the bananas give their prized possessions to the cashadled (about to be terminated) banana, and leaves the cashadled banana in peace for to let the thought of being cashadled sink in.

Human: I think I'll eat that banana tomorrow.
Bananas: -cashadle's chosen banana-

by ew look a weeb in my yard December 19, 2017