Caldwell, Idaho

A sh*tty little town. Can you say, "ghetto?" Yeah, I'd say so myself. Home of the Caldwell Cougars, yes they're ALL ashamed.
You WON'T find your next professional athelete, music artist, celebrity etc. here in Caldwell.
The population is "BEANER." Everyone is so ghetto (and not in the cool way), or just straight up beaner (there is NO cool way for Beaner... Sorry).

(ex.1)
South America

(ex.2)
Pathetic people in Caldwell, Idaho

by 12INCH_JOHNSTEVENSON December 30, 2010

Caldwell Tanner

A person who draws themselves fornicating with menacing creatures such as bears, sharks, or dragons.

Johnny, I am greatly concerned by this sketch of yours depicting yourself having sex with a bearshark. You are like a young Caldwell Tanner.

by Jackoon July 2, 2010

caldwell county coleslaw

When your wife gives you a blow job but before she swallows she gives your brother a hickey.

"She must have performed the Caldwell County Coleslaw, because he gave his brother his wife and the double wide to go with her"

by dirtydavis November 8, 2021

harlem caldwell

A cool awesome kid in Palm Coast,FL who is also known as hc0315.

Harlem Caldwell is super cool and has a whole lot of haters.

by hc0315Gaming May 12, 2014

Kimoni Caldwell

An athletic chubby guy,can make friends easily, has his friends back ,and is an underrated smart person

Kimoni Caldwell can you help me get my drumsticks back

by Gman56 November 30, 2016

Ryan Caldwell

A huge dick in the ass that never pays out.

Has Ryan Caldwell still not payed you out?

by Avatarleon July 18, 2017

gage caldwell

Gage Caldwell is a badass mother fucker who slays poon by walking in a room. Usually Gage Caldwell is athletic gentle sweet and love to hit up on that fat ass.

Gage Caldwell love the booty

by Gage Caldwell January 8, 2018