German Carwash

To ejaculate on a females back and then urinate on her to rinse off the seimen

jack German Carwashed me last night!

by munroe94 December 18, 2010

Russian Carwash

When a guy is sweaty and gets all of his ball sweat on his hand than wipes it on anothers face.

FUCKIN A! Nick just gave me a russian carwash and sum got in my mouth!

by TheRealBartDawgFizzle October 27, 2006

Tennessee Carwash

When a group of males ejaculate into a 10 gallon cowboy hat and proceed to dump the contents onto an unsuspecting female.Or could be used to describe the actions of a slutty female attempting to hook up with multiple guys.

Your mom showed up at the bar last nite last night. The boys handed out a good ol tennessee carwash on the house. She sparkled like new.

or

Sally's cruising for a tennessee carwash with that skirt.

by Elbo McGuilicutty April 4, 2009

Vegas Carwash

When a Las Vegas stripper or escort urinates on a client or john. Can be done in a tub with an escort above you or you can ride a treadmill slowly below her as she pisses on you. A bag of mulch is added when she shits on a person. A scent of cherry or back seat of a new car smell can also be added.

I paid the girl a $1000 to give me a Vegas Carwash. We did it in the tub, no treadmill in my room. I will skip the hot carl or the bag of mulch for next time.

by brianxr650 April 21, 2012

Brooklyn Carwash

when one vehicle proceeds to pressure the vehicle to the left of them into oncomming traffic in the opposite lane.

some asshole cut me off so i gave him a brooklyn carwash

by horny4alligators September 18, 2010

Colorado Carwash

Where one uses a fresh clump of snow to wash their car following a blizzard, four-wheeling trip, or just, plain out, long spout of laziness.

After the blizzard rolled through, I decided it was probably time to spruce up my ride so I gave it the Colorado Carwash

by Clyde Common March 28, 2009

parisian carwash

When a guy passes a STD from a stripper to the next girl he meets and leaves himself clean.

Damn, my dick is itchin' after last night and I don't have time for the free clinic.

Sounds like someone needs a parisian carwash.

by freeclinic January 17, 2019