horny4alligators's definitions

Scottish Haircut

The result of losing some of your hair after a bullet goes through your hair but narrowly misses your head.

Good thing that sniper had terrible aim he merely gave me a scottish haircut.

by horny4alligators September 11, 2010

Brooklyn Carwash

when one vehicle proceeds to pressure the vehicle to the left of them into oncomming traffic in the opposite lane.

some asshole cut me off so i gave him a brooklyn carwash

by horny4alligators September 18, 2010