2 definitions by horny4alligators

1
The result of losing some of your hair after a bullet goes through your hair but narrowly misses your head.
Good thing that sniper had terrible aim he merely gave me a scottish haircut.
by horny4alligators September 11, 2010
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2
when one vehicle proceeds to pressure the vehicle to the left of them into oncomming traffic in the opposite lane.
some asshole cut me off so i gave him a brooklyn carwash
by horny4alligators September 17, 2010
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