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Carlinism

noun
a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that common sense should always be applied. Carlinists tend to be considered radical or cynical but this in reality isn't true. Carlinists know the media and school system has brainwashed a large portion of society. Carlinists are for equality minus the pandering and political correctness. Carlinists are anti religion, anti hate, usually pro choice. Carlinists are able to see capitalism is an issue but aren't ridiculous like the socialists and communists. Carlinists feel that the public is to blame for the less than stellar politicians. Two key ideas are: do whatever you want, as long as you're not hurting anyone else & some form of direct democracy. Most carlinists support a universal basic income. George carlin knew the ruling class was abusing the working class and called it out often. Carlinism - see red pill
Look at the improvement of society since we implemented carlinism
by The carlinist December 6, 2020
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Carting

A smuggling technique primarily invented to transport drugs, knitwear and swan's eggs from country to country.

Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.

Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.
Police officer: "Excuse me madam, why are you limping?"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"
by flashkapOw July 10, 2009
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cartin

a gurl is my bestest fwend.. so cool.. lolo!!!
Tiff says: lo.. ur the coolest.. yung fat lay lee!
by Tiffany May 11, 2003
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carwinism

sadly, carwinism eliminated many of his friends.
i knew fred, i liked fred, fred is dead, carwinism claimed fred and his red subcompact.
by thatothername September 26, 2003
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Carminique

A name used to mock a bitchy liar.
Ya carminique ass aint got nothin'
by Mrs. word October 18, 2009
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Cartinaly

Of course, More than certain, a definite thing, surely, in reality.
James is cartinaly a great example of handsome manhood. If it weren't for men like him, we'd be up to our eyeballs in metrosexuals!
by English Dictionary Citations November 10, 2010
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Carmining

The act of adding in a new character to a story for the sole purpose of killing him/her, usually early on. This is a reference to Gears of War, where the Carmine characters were killed off early and often.
Person 1: I'm writing a war story were everyone dies.
Person 2: How do you keep it so long?
Person 1: I add a character to advance the plot, then kill him off.
Person 2: Quit Carmining, man!
by therevenant February 26, 2012
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