ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. Let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia.
Man, the last time I gave my gal a Dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my ass out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.
by No.One fake August 9, 2006
Get the Dutch carpet bombmug. after a man cums in a anus (male ore female) the receiving party squats over a carpet or rug and drops a duce.
guy one: dude i think my girls pissed off
guy two: why?
guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left.
guy two: 0,o fucked up bro
guy two: why?
guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left.
guy two: 0,o fucked up bro
by mikey1877 May 16, 2010
Get the carpet bombmug. For one person to light the entire bowl in the first hit of marijuana in a session made up of 2 or more people.
by sylough April 25, 2009
Get the Carpet Bombmug. Member1: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS FUCKING BANNED ME FOR NO REASON YOU STUPID FUCKS! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!
Member2: Well, the carpet F-bombing you just pulled sealed the deal.
Member2: Well, the carpet F-bombing you just pulled sealed the deal.
by Cheesy January 2, 2007
Get the Carpet F-bombmug. When someone so utterly destroys your heart by love-bombing you and shortly after vanishing from your life.
I've been so lonely that I haven't noticed how carpet-love-bombed and manipulated I was into falling in love with him.
by Luckypunk_2 October 30, 2022
Get the Carpet-love-bombmug. Sending a cut-and-paste generic come-on to dozens (or hundreds) of members of the opposite sex on a dating website in the hopes that at least one will write back.
'I think you're pretty. Message back if interested'? That's what he wrote? Classic sign that he's carpet bombing! He probably sent that message to fifty girls in the last hour!
by CheddarMelt August 29, 2016
Get the Carpet Bombingmug. by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021
Get the Carpet bombmug.