Noun: Carney is a slur for someone who adheres to the carnist ideology, someone who thinks they're a carnivore, but really they're an oppressor of other species, a speciesist.
Anyone who eats animal flesh can be called a carney too.
Adj: word describing carneys' misguided thoughts, reasoning, or logic.
Anyone who eats animal flesh can be called a carney too.
Adj: word describing carneys' misguided thoughts, reasoning, or logic.
Noam Chomsky seems smart, but he's just another carney. He appeals to the Nirvana fallacy to keep abusing animals.
A lot of people think he's vegan, but he's just another carney blood-mouth.
A lot of people think he's vegan, but he's just another carney blood-mouth.
by Skyjack23 September 2, 2023

by JasPug15 February 19, 2025

1. When you put glitter on an old heap of shit and people are SUPER impressed because they think they're getting something new.. when really, it's the same shit under the glitter.
2. a slight of hand to create an illusion of something new and exciting.
2. a slight of hand to create an illusion of something new and exciting.
You have something that's damaged and not functional and you have to get it ready for a quick sale, you can say, "Let's Carney it!"
and after a successful transaction, exclaim, "Oh snap!! those fools just got Carnied!"
and after a successful transaction, exclaim, "Oh snap!! those fools just got Carnied!"
by psycosonic April 3, 2025

Isaiah Carney is the definition of a sigma male, he is greater than any human being to ever exist and everyone wishes to be like him.
by ballsinadeepfryer March 22, 2022

A carney comment is a utterly and absurd empty brained comment or remark that is made in the form of a question or statement
“Is wide-bodying a dodge durango a good idea?”
This is a pretty odd question considering that no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea as this is a Carney Comment
This is a pretty odd question considering that no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea as this is a Carney Comment
by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022

the most sexiest guy in the whole world... who has the most cutest kids ever. such a great family man... and those eyes!!! my goodness they're so dreamy and to die for. you get lost in them everything he talks.
by ayyyyy... July 27, 2024

a nick name given to politician a public figure , & future PM Mark Carney for his desire to raise the carbon tax on Canadians sending them to the poor house as described by the conservatives
by 1Shot Duke January 27, 2025
