Captain Unknown

The act of shitting in a toilet at someone's house and not flushing it. Instead leaving it for the next person to find and wonder who left it.

"I just left a Captain Unknown at Johnny's house. It was Epic"

"I'm going to leave a Captain in every state I drive through when I go on vacation."

by flawless518 August 4, 2012

Captain Buzzkill

Someone who is the # 1 buzzkiller at a party or social event. Used as a noun.

The party was about to get started before Nate a.k.a Captain Buzzkill lectured us on why we shouldn't drink alcohol.

by DiDo25878 January 3, 2008

Who Killed Captain Alex

The best fucking movie in the entire Multiverse. So the movie starts out in the year 2013, everybody in wakali are elite belts in karate. Then all of the people have the best fucking guns in the world, there's this one made out of PVC pipes and it's painted black. Also the Africans are like really agile and active, they jump at each-other and kick one another as if the victims asking his friend to get a landmine off of his shoe. The movie kinda ends whenever Captain Alex dies and they introduce his cousins Dads brothers son "Bruce U", i don't know how he's related to Bruce Lee maybe. Also theres scenes where a black woman got shot.

Who killed captain alex was a pretty good movie.

by birb ice tea July 31, 2017

Captain Fluke

He is the amazing Captain Fluke! He plays games, but doesn't really stick to a "let's play," but that's pretty cool that he doesn't. He has a few play lists that include MULTIplaying!, Playing!, and some mine craft. He is in a crew (Rage calls it Crew but the others are trying to find a better one), with RageGamingVideos, GenerationHollow, Evanz111 Tyde, Peace, and Gubiak. Captain Fluke just goes by the name of Fluke or Will. Mainly Fluke because Evanz111's name is also Will. Will (Fluke) has googles, that is what he mine craft skin is wearing. On mine craft people say he loves Ocelots.

Captain Fluke is awesome

by CheeseheadSyd (Sydney Wick) October 2, 2013

Captain Rex

The most well-known and decorated clone trooper captain from the Clone Wars during the days of the Galactic Republic, Rex led the famed 501st Legion, the clone force which arguably saw the most action during the course of the war. He commanded 501st campaigns on Christophsis, Teth, Mon Cala, Umbara, Ringo Vinda, Scipio, and many other planets. Additionally, Rex went on several individual campaigns with his Jedi General Anakin Skywalker, such as the infiltration of Zygerria and the reinforcement of Onderon. After his brother-in-arms, ARC trooper Fives, died, Rex decided to investigate and remove the control chip embedded in his brain, fearing it would cause catastrophic consequences. Rex's final mission was with Padawan Ahsoka Tano to the Siege of Mandalore, where the fateful Order 66 command was issued. Rex, however, had removed his chip, and after faking his and Ahsoka's deaths, the two of them escaped. Many years later, a rebel cell found Rex and two other clone troopers, Gregor and Wolffe, living in a walker on Seelos. Rex joined the rebellion, and assisted the crew of the Ghost on several battles such as the liberation of Lothal, later commanding a part of the ground team on Endor.

Rex, despite being strictly by-the-book at first, ultimately became more adaptable and creative, heavily influenced by his Jedi General Anakin Skywalker, as well as his fellow soldier and friend Fives. Due to Fives' death, Rex removed his control chip, allowing him to avoid executing Order 66.

"I used to believe that being a good soldier meant doing everything they told us to. But we're not droids. We're not programmed. You have to learn to make your own decisions." -Captain Rex

by Ronin1308 February 27, 2019

captain raymond holt

Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.

Is that Captain Raymond Holt? Ugh, I hate how he always makes us wear ties.

by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 6, 2018

Captain Obvious

a sarcastic name for someone who states the obvious

Cat: "The sky is blue"
Rich: "Thanks, Captain Obvious"

by Breezy April 13, 2004