Capnesia

When you can't recall what you have done the night/day before because you had too much Captian Morgan's to drink.

You don't remember that we booked a trip to the Super Bowl last night? You must have capnesia.

by Chowdahead December 14, 2014

cap'n bloodsnatch

menstruation (a cruder way of saying on the rag or that time of the month)

Betty isn't staying over tonight 'cause ol' Cap'N Bloodsnatch dropped in for a visit.

by Joe Gentile August 16, 2007

Cap'n Kirk

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"
"Lemme see."
"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

by Sebastian B. August 23, 2004

make it hap'n cap'n

A casual phrase one uses to encourage another to do something. More fun to say and more catchy than other generic sayings like "Do it, man!" and "Go ahead." Initially used by Darryl Philbin on The Office when convincing Michael Scott to ask for a raise.

Person 1: Dude! I just met this chick. She's cute, funny, and smart. I think I want to ask her out.

Person 2: Make it hap'n cap'n.

by darrylPhilbin January 27, 2010

cap n coke

Drink mixture of Captain Morgan and Coke on ice, also known as a rum and Coke

Mike: "Cap n Coke for me, and a Zima for the lady"
Fred: "Thats not funny, I'm not a lady, I would like a Zima though"

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER

The poor man's Thanksgiving meal.

"We ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER."

by Kuang Mei Zizi November 9, 2006

capnmarv

A person who enjoys touching little boys and then stealing their money to feed his fat ass.

One time, at band camp, capnmarv touched me and stole my lunch money.

by Someone December 13, 2004