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Calcium Cannons

When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.
“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”

“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022
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go cannibal my hannibal

This describes a comical request for a blow job.
Ben Dover requested Wonda Wonderpig to go cannibal my Hannibal!
by I, Wreckerrr January 17, 2017
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cannalibrium

can·nai·lib·ri·um (n)

1. the sense of improving well-being from the consumption of cannabis;

2. when the psychotropic threshold is managed balancing spirit, mind, and body to enhance creativity and optimal performance;

3. the cannabis mediated homeostasis of the human endocannabinoid system;

4. the effect of natural daily consumption of cannabis as nutrition;

5. when cannabis and hemp flows freely for each individual as part of a sustainable world

Derived from e·qui·lib·ri·um
1) When your body receives the nutritional value of cannabis, increasing your sense of well-being, you are not "high" you are in "cannalibrium".
2) When cannabis flows freely in society for the health and well being of all, society is in cannalibrium.
3) When each person can sustain their own livelihood by crafting with cannabis, they are in cannalibrium.
4) When the world is sustained by cannabis taking it's rightful place as intended by the creator, the world will be in cannalibrium.
5) When Thomas Jefferson wrote on hemp paper, "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness", he was in cannalibrium.
by plant geek August 24, 2013
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Canned coochie

Refers to the meme including squidward at the store of an edit of him saying “canned coochie”
Theme:superstore

Gary: yo bro do you think they have canned choochie?!
Flin:what’s that??
Gary:the meme of squidward saying canned coochie!!
Flin:uhm...sure bro
by Teddybomb93 July 25, 2019
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Chunder Cannon

When one is held horizontally above the ground and then 'loaded' with excessive amounts of alcohol before being 'fired' (rocked) backwards and forwards a number of times. If this process does not induce chundering, then the cannon must again be reloaded and the process continued until successful vomiting is induced.
guy 1, "load the cannon"
guy 2, "loading the cannon"
guy 1, "fire the cannon"
guys 3, 4, and 5..., "firing the cannon"

the chunder cannon is then performed by the suspended individual
by thebathchundercannon April 6, 2010
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Orbital cannon

Hey, see that guy on the Orbital cannon ?

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by Iwilleatyourbed January 4, 2021
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Cannon Penis

On vacation you will find that you have a CANNON, PENIS!!!!!!!!! :)
by paul parry October 30, 2011
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