canklesaurus

A beastly man-like thick ankled pant suit wearing hag.

Wow that Hillary Clinton sure is a canklesaurus.

by yycken October 18, 2008

cankle

Ankles on a obese person. The ankles are so big there is nothing between the calf and the foot, so its called a cankle.

A 500 pound woman was walking down the stairs, then she tripped on her cankle and fell. The fall broke her back.

by Sam Asshole H. May 26, 2010

cankle

When the calves and ankles of a person's feet merge into a straight line with no distinction of which is which.
Fat people usually have cankles, but it can also occur with anyone.
(This is not to be confused with someone having thick ankles. If someone has thick ankles they still have a curve in their leg, but with cankles, the front view of their foot is completely straight.)

Look at that fat lady and her cankles!

My boyfriend says I have cankles.

by Rorschach_the_pwnsome June 15, 2009

Cankle

Contrary to popular belief, you don't really have to be fat to have cankles (though they are cute on chubbish girls), you just have to have boringly straight legs with no middleman, that is, no tapering between the calf and the heel. Looks less severe on skinny folk.
Alternate spelling: Kankle

Fat hasn't caused my cankle problem, I just have straight and boring legs.

by SirOnThePhoneALot April 10, 2009

cankle

when a persons ankle is the same width as their calf muscles... that is called a cankle

te he... what a cankle

by Michelle Pond October 12, 2004

cankle kisser

A middle aged man who hides in a Woman's room stall at Airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.

Tammy, your infected corns can wait I just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.

by stinkylettuce July 29, 2009

wrist cankle

Morbid obisity of the wrists, resembling that of a calf-ankle.

"I bought you a braclet, but forgot to take in to account your wrist cankles."

by the great pair of deuces March 9, 2012